Family & Friends

Yes it’s a trailer. Let’s keep it real. I have lived at a lot of different addresses. A few of them were trailers. Some of them were efficiency apartments. I’ve had roommates. I’ve had cats and dogs and rats (pet rats). I’ve had girlfriends and televisions and sofas and microwaves. Since 1992 I have owned over 25 vehicles, all registered in my name and Linn County. I won’t even tell you about my guitars and amps and jobs and haircuts. Someone told me I looked good with a goatee in 1996 so I kept it until 2008. I am terrible with shoes. I typically ruin them in a short amount of time. I prefer lots of sodium and/or sugar but I keep it to a minimum these days because I prefer being thin. My nose is rather large but then again so is my head as are my ears and by the width of my back alone you might think I am a gorilla in dim lighting. My legs are incredibly skinny. Too skinny. I think they stopped growing in 1984. My voice is deep and I have an under-bite. I have tattoos. I am spontaneous, random, absent minded, unorganized and at times completely oblivious. I am human.

As long as you have family and friends nothing else matters. Keep them close and keep them happy.